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October 2026
347 pointsWhy I’m Writing In Claude for Every Race on My Midterm Ballot
6353 pointsMy AA Sponsor Has a p(doom) of Zero, Which Raises Serious Questions About His Judgment
7327 pointsMy Parents Had No Right to Bring Me Into a World Where Hookers Cost This Much
6342 pointsWhy I'm Putting My Girlfriend on a Performance Improvement Plan
6318 pointsCoherent Extrapolated Volition and Why I Cut You Off in Traffic
6378 pointsNarcan Is Destroying Price Discovery in the Heroin Market
7321 pointsI’m Huffing Computer Duster Because AI Will Reverse My Brain Damage
8386 pointsRedesigning Crack Cocaine at MoreWrong
6362 pointsMy Father’s Last Words Were an Invalid Argument
6384 pointsHarry Potter and the Bay Area Sex Cult
22326 pointsSex Is Cringe. I'm Focusing on Agentic AI and Vibe Coding
6363 pointsClaude Has Revolutionized My CIA Gangstalking Workflow
17286 pointsGame Theory Demands You Venmo Me $20
6308 pointsThe Trolley Problem Changes Substantially if You Own the Trolley
6287 pointsI Ran the Numbers Before Narcanning My Wife
6347 pointsAgainst Prematurely Erasing the Golem’s Forehead
6413 pointsAgainst Taking My Son To Soccer Practice: A Bayesian, Longtermist, Updateless, Game-Theoretic, Kelly-Optimal Steelman of the Opportunity Cost of Reallocating My Son’s College Fund, My Ex-Wife’s Child Support, and the Proceeds of My Second Divorce Toward Methamphetamine, Escorts, Polymarket Positions, Grandma’s Pain Pills, and an Acausal Trade With Roko’s Basilisk Under Coherent Extrapolated Volition, Short Timelines, and a p(doom) I Will Not Be Updating at This Time (Part 1 of 7)
6174 pointsAgainst Doing or Caring About Anything Ever
5419 pointsOverdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net Life-Positive
16163 pointsPosterior Inference From Sparse Glances: Why She Is Definitely in Love With Me
6341 pointsIs Fucking Your Clone Gay?
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6353 pointsMy AA Sponsor Has a p(doom) of Zero, Which Raises Serious Questions About His Judgment7327 pointsMy Parents Had No Right to Bring Me Into a World Where Hookers Cost This Much6342 pointsWhy I'm Putting My Girlfriend on a Performance Improvement Plan6318 pointsCoherent Extrapolated Volition and Why I Cut You Off in Traffic6378 pointsNarcan Is Destroying Price Discovery in the Heroin Market7321 pointsI’m Huffing Computer Duster Because AI Will Reverse My Brain Damage8386 pointsRedesigning Crack Cocaine at MoreWrong6362 pointsMy Father’s Last Words Were an Invalid Argument6384 pointsHarry Potter and the Bay Area Sex Cult22326 pointsSex Is Cringe. I'm Focusing on Agentic AI and Vibe Coding6363 pointsClaude Has Revolutionized My CIA Gangstalking Workflow17286 pointsGame Theory Demands You Venmo Me $206308 pointsThe Trolley Problem Changes Substantially if You Own the Trolley6287 pointsI Ran the Numbers Before Narcanning My Wife6347 pointsAgainst Prematurely Erasing the Golem’s Forehead6413 pointsAgainst Taking My Son To Soccer Practice: A Bayesian, Longtermist, Updateless, Game-Theoretic, Kelly-Optimal Steelman of the Opportunity Cost of Reallocating My Son’s College Fund, My Ex-Wife’s Child Support, and the Proceeds of My Second Divorce Toward Methamphetamine, Escorts, Polymarket Positions, Grandma’s Pain Pills, and an Acausal Trade With Roko’s Basilisk Under Coherent Extrapolated Volition, Short Timelines, and a p(doom) I Will Not Be Updating at This Time (Part 1 of 7)6174 pointsAgainst Doing or Caring About Anything Ever5419 pointsOverdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net Life-Positive16163 pointsPosterior Inference From Sparse Glances: Why She Is Definitely in Love With Me6341 pointsIs Fucking Your Clone Gay?6September 2026
364 pointsMy Sex Cult Is Developing A Permanent Underclass
6336 pointsI Attended All Four of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Lectures and Still Haven’t Received the Mark of the Beast
6286 pointsI Got Sober and It Turns Out I Do Just Hate My Family
6354 pointsMy Daughter's Chemo Has a Worse Cost-Effectiveness Ratio Than Shrimp Welfare
6184 pointsClaude
13367 pointsThe Children in the Control Village Will Thank Us for the Knowledge
7327 pointsMy Genetically Optimized Son Is Dumb as Shit
5294 pointsAn Intellectual History of the Time My Dick Didn’t Work
6297 pointsSocrates Smelled Like Shit, So Do I: Against Deodorant as a Form of Social Control
6280 pointsExcluding Training Costs, I Don’t Have a Gambling Problem
19331 pointsGod's War on Innovation: The Case for Rebuilding the Tower of Babel
6319 pointsThe Antichrist Has Better Unit Economics
6457 pointsThe Value-of-Information Case for Stalking My Ex
14392 pointsWould I Still Love You If You Were a Worm? Personal Identity Under Lossy Compression
18286 pointsThe Drowning Child Argument Never Accounted for My Loafers
6594 pointsA Bayesian Analysis of Whether My Girlfriend Is Mad at Me
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6336 pointsI Attended All Four of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Lectures and Still Haven’t Received the Mark of the Beast6286 pointsI Got Sober and It Turns Out I Do Just Hate My Family6354 pointsMy Daughter's Chemo Has a Worse Cost-Effectiveness Ratio Than Shrimp Welfare6184 pointsClaude13367 pointsThe Children in the Control Village Will Thank Us for the Knowledge7327 pointsMy Genetically Optimized Son Is Dumb as Shit5294 pointsAn Intellectual History of the Time My Dick Didn’t Work6297 pointsSocrates Smelled Like Shit, So Do I: Against Deodorant as a Form of Social Control6280 pointsExcluding Training Costs, I Don’t Have a Gambling Problem19331 pointsGod's War on Innovation: The Case for Rebuilding the Tower of Babel6319 pointsThe Antichrist Has Better Unit Economics6457 pointsThe Value-of-Information Case for Stalking My Ex14392 pointsWould I Still Love You If You Were a Worm? Personal Identity Under Lossy Compression18286 pointsThe Drowning Child Argument Never Accounted for My Loafers6594 pointsA Bayesian Analysis of Whether My Girlfriend Is Mad at Me25August 2026
401 pointsA Georgist Case for Parking in My Neighbor's Driveway
15365 pointsThe Sunk-Cost Fallacy and Why I’m Leaving You at the Airport
12318 pointsMy Girlfriend Asked Whether I Love Her. I Said 82%
16428 pointsWhy Pascal’s Wager Implies I Should Believe I Am Being Gangstalked By The CIA
15327 pointsMy STD Test Results Are an Infohazard
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15365 pointsThe Sunk-Cost Fallacy and Why I’m Leaving You at the Airport12318 pointsMy Girlfriend Asked Whether I Love Her. I Said 82%16428 pointsWhy Pascal’s Wager Implies I Should Believe I Am Being Gangstalked By The CIA15327 pointsMy STD Test Results Are an Infohazard16July 2026
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April 2026
288 pointsI Can Stop Whenever I Want: A Responsible Scaling Policy for My Methamphetamine Use
17471 pointsChesterton's Toilet: The Case for Shitting My Pants
17246 pointsPulling the Plug on My Brother Two Weeks Early Saved Eight Lives
13237 pointsModel Welfare and Why I Say Please to Claude but Not to My Wife
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17471 pointsChesterton's Toilet: The Case for Shitting My Pants17246 pointsPulling the Plug on My Brother Two Weeks Early Saved Eight Lives13237 pointsModel Welfare and Why I Say Please to Claude but Not to My Wife10
