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612 pointsA Marginal-Utility Case for Stealing My Grandmother’s Pain Pillsexpected_value_grandson·May 14, 202624594 pointsA Bayesian Analysis of Whether My Girlfriend Is Mad at Meexpected_value_bf·Sep 3, 202625561 pointsGay Son or Thot Daughter: A Decision-Theoretic Treatmentvariance_minimizer·Jul 23, 202618471 pointsChesterton's Toilet: The Case for Shitting My Pantslatency_minimizer·Apr 16, 202617419 pointsOverdose Offsets: Why Every Bag of Fentanyl I Sell Is Net Life-Positiveoffset_plug·Oct 3, 202616548 pointsThe Opportunity Cost of Not Creating the AI That Kills Everyonemundane_abundance·Dec 11, 202519288 pointsI Can Stop Whenever I Want: A Responsible Scaling Policy for My Methamphetamine Useresponsible_scaler·Apr 30, 202617392 pointsWould I Still Love You If You Were a Worm? Personal Identity Under Lossy Compressionneuro_option·Sep 10, 202618571 pointsEarning to Give and the Case for My Drinking Problemmosquito_maxxer·Jan 22, 202624280 pointsExcluding Training Costs, I Don’t Have a Gambling Problemadjusted_basis·Sep 21, 202619638 pointsThe Evidence That I Am a Bad Person Is Not Statistically Significantunrejected_null·Aug 19, 202525481 pointsPascal’s Mugging and Why I Gave an Escort My Son’s College Fundcosmic_endowment·Apr 27, 202419426 pointsJonathan Swift Was Right About Population Ethicsbullet_biter·Jul 14, 202620336 pointsI Had Sex With Claude 1,000 Times in 30 Days. My Biggest Mistake Was Not Starting Soonerfounder_mode·Feb 12, 202613506 pointsThe Option Value of Not Taking Out the Trash Yetexpected_value_bf·Oct 30, 202517347 pointsAgainst Prematurely Erasing the Golem’s Foreheadcorrigible_clerk·Oct 6, 20266384 pointsHarry Potter and the Bay Area Sex Cultterminal_objective·Oct 12, 202622445 pointsThe Unseen Opportunity Cost of Visiting My Dying Fathertime_consistent_son·Feb 5, 202621486 pointsAgainst Apologies: Reputational Damage Already Prices Harmreputation_market·Jun 25, 202618529 pointsWhy It May Be Game Theoretically Optimal to Do Heroinsingularity_enjoyer·Jun 11, 202617468 pointsMy Tenants Would Want Me to Raise Their Rent if They Were Smarterextrapolated_landlord·Mar 14, 202518271 pointsI Red-Teamed My Nephew's Bar Mitzvahadversarial_uncle·Jul 29, 202613342 pointsWhy I'm Putting My Girlfriend on a Performance Improvement Planneurons_at_risk·Oct 18, 20266457 pointsThe Value-of-Information Case for Stalking My Exexpected_value_ex·Sep 17, 202614184 pointsClaudetaste_moat·Sep 26, 202613327 pointsMy STD Test Results Are an Infohazardattention_hazard·Aug 5, 202616286 pointsGame Theory Demands You Venmo Me $20credible_thirst·Oct 9, 20266321 pointsI’m Huffing Computer Duster Because AI Will Reverse My Brain Damageneurons_at_risk·Oct 15, 20268363 pointsClaude Has Revolutionized My CIA Gangstalking Workflowdisturbing_coincidence·Oct 10, 202617237 pointsWork Requirements for Trick-or-Treatersmeans_tested_porch·Nov 7, 202413386 pointsRedesigning Crack Cocaine at MoreWrongcinder_team·Oct 14, 20266723 pointsAgainst Hoarding Both of Your Kidneysorgan_optionality·Jul 22, 202321326 pointsGoing Through My Girlfriend’s Phone Is Basic Safety Practicetrusted_monitor_bf·Jun 2, 202612414 pointsOn Reallocating Child Support Toward Higher-Impact Intimacy Expenditureexpected_value_deadbeat·Nov 13, 202514428 pointsWhy Pascal’s Wager Implies I Should Believe I Am Being Gangstalked By The CIAbasilisk_neighbor·Aug 6, 202615401 pointsA Georgist Case for Parking in My Neighbor's Drivewayland_value_enjoyer·Aug 25, 202615416 pointsSteelmanning My Daughter's Bullyprinciple_of_charity·Jan 24, 202516246 pointsPulling the Plug on My Brother Two Weeks Early Saved Eight Livesorgan_ev·Apr 14, 202613327 pointsMy Genetically Optimized Son Is Dumb as Shitwithin_family_variance·Sep 24, 20265344 pointsWhy It’s Actually Woke That I Work at Palantirred_hobbit·Jul 30, 202613382 pointsComparative Advantage and the Case for My Girlfriend Doing Laundryexpected_value_bf·Mar 5, 202611326 pointsSex Is Cringe. I'm Focusing on Agentic AI and Vibe Codingrecursive_friday·Oct 11, 20266318 pointsCoherent Extrapolated Volition and Why I Cut You Off in Trafficidealized_merge·Oct 17, 20266754 pointsThe Time Value of Money and Why My Grandmother Is Being Selfish With My Inheritanceduration_risk_grandson·Nov 9, 202325398 pointsOn the Optimal Number of Beersdrinkmaxxer42·May 28, 202616365 pointsThe Sunk-Cost Fallacy and Why I’m Leaving You at the Airportexpected_value_bf·Aug 20, 202612297 pointsSocrates Smelled Like Shit, So Do I: Against Deodorant as a Form of Social Controlexamined_armpit·Sep 22, 20266287 pointsI Ran the Numbers Before Narcanning My Wifemarital_expected_value·Oct 7, 20266329 pointsA Blameless Postmortem of the Night I Backed Into Your Car and Drove Awayroot_cause·Sep 30, 202512319 pointsAgainst Chronological Age as a Proxy for Maturitylatent_maturity·Jul 9, 202613357 pointsReplaceability and the Case for Sleeping With My Best Friend’s Wifecounterfactual_impact·May 7, 202613349 pointsThe Revealed-Preference Case for Playing Music on the Subwayexpected_value_bf·Dec 25, 202512354 pointsMy Daughter's Chemo Has a Worse Cost-Effectiveness Ratio Than Shrimp Welfareimpartial_parent·Sep 27, 20266286 pointsThe Drowning Child Argument Never Accounted for My Loafersmarginal_coping·Sep 9, 20266336 pointsI Attended All Four of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Lectures and Still Haven’t Received the Mark of the Beastcovenant_pending·Sep 29, 20266333 pointsAgainst Replacing the Toilet Paper Rollexpected_value_bf·Mar 19, 202610405 pointsThe Simulation Argument and Why I Don’t Tiplow_fidelity_render·Jan 15, 202614284 pointsEnd-of-Life Announcement: Support for My Father Ends March 31legacy_support·Apr 8, 202416318 pointsMy Girlfriend Asked Whether I Love Her. I Said 82%calibrated_boyfriend·Aug 13, 202616347 pointsWhy I’m Writing In Claude for Every Race on My Midterm Ballotbenchmark_incumbent·Oct 27, 20266327 pointsMy Parents Had No Right to Bring Me Into a World Where Hookers Cost This Muchantinatal_balance_sheet·Oct 19, 20266302 pointsAgainst Naive Truth-Telling in Early-Stage SaaS Metricsprospective_revenue·Nov 27, 202513294 pointsAn Intellectual History of the Time My Dick Didn’t Workembodied_historian·Sep 23, 20266341 pointsIs Fucking Your Clone Gay?identity_preserving·Oct 1, 20266362 pointsMy Father’s Last Words Were an Invalid Argumentterminal_request·Oct 13, 20266284 pointsThe Bitter Lesson and Why I Stopped Reading to My Sonscale_is_all_you_need·Mar 8, 202614331 pointsGod's War on Innovation: The Case for Rebuilding the Tower of Babelpermissionless_shinar·Sep 19, 20266254 pointsClean Hands Are a Luxury Good: A Longtermist Accounting of My Appearance in the Epstein Filesastronomical_stakes·Feb 19, 20269378 pointsNarcan Is Destroying Price Discovery in the Heroin Marketposterior_potency·Oct 16, 20267296 pointsAn Object-Level Analysis of My Roommate’s Groceriessemantic_dissolver·Nov 20, 202513286 pointsI Got Sober and It Turns Out I Do Just Hate My Familypreregistered_resentment·Sep 28, 20266174 pointsAgainst Doing or Caring About Anything Everlying_down·Oct 4, 20265353 pointsMy AA Sponsor Has a p(doom) of Zero, Which Raises Serious Questions About His Judgmentsober_takeoff·Oct 20, 20267278 pointsAn Epistemic Status: 80% That Your Baby Is Uglycalibrated_uncle·Mar 26, 202612319 pointsThe Antichrist Has Better Unit Economicsinfernal_margin·Sep 18, 20266271 pointsHow I Won Couples Therapyspaced_repetition_husband·Jan 8, 202614308 pointsThe Trolley Problem Changes Substantially if You Own the Trolleyrolling_capital·Oct 8, 20266364 pointsMy Sex Cult Is Developing A Permanent Underclassintegration_coordinator·Sep 30, 20266367 pointsThe Children in the Control Village Will Thank Us for the Knowledgecausal_nutrition·Sep 25, 20267163 pointsPosterior Inference From Sparse Glances: Why She Is Definitely in Love With Mesparse_glances·Oct 2, 20266237 pointsModel Welfare and Why I Say Please to Claude but Not to My Wifemoral_circle_expander·Apr 2, 202610361 pointsA Staged Rollout of My Divorcecanary_release·Apr 17, 202512216 pointsArtists Deserve More Than Doctors and Farmerssmol_creative·Dec 8, 202212308 pointsVariable Reward Schedules and Why I Only Sometimes Pick My Kids Up From Schoolengagement_dad·Jan 29, 202615413 pointsAgainst Taking My Son To Soccer Practice: A Bayesian, Longtermist, Updateless, Game-Theoretic, Kelly-Optimal Steelman of the Opportunity Cost of Reallocating My Son’s College Fund, My Ex-Wife’s Child Support, and the Proceeds of My Second Divorce Toward Methamphetamine, Escorts, Polymarket Positions, Grandma’s Pain Pills, and an Acausal Trade With Roko’s Basilisk Under Coherent Extrapolated Volition, Short Timelines, and a p(doom) I Will Not Be Updating at This Time (Part 1 of 7)full_kelly_custody·Oct 5, 20266