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Would I Still Love You If You Were a Worm? Personal Identity Under Lossy Compression

On Sunday night, after the lights were off, my girlfriend Nora asked whether I would still love her if she were a worm. I asked which worm. She said a normal one, and that the point was to say yes without thinking. I told her I could do that, but then it wouldn’t be an answer, so I thought about it and gave her my actual position: “No. I love human women, and Caenorhabditis elegans is a self-fertilizing hermaphrodite with 302 neurons.” She has been staying at her sister’s in Medford since Tuesday. She said I could explain it to anyone but her, so I’m explaining it here.

worm_lab_techOriginal26 points

Lab tech here, just a note on the hermaphrodite point. C. elegans males exist, about one in a thousand in a normal population. So technically she could be a male worm. "Self-fertilizing hermaphrodite" is true of almost all of them, just not every one.

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xX_utilitron_XxOriginal-7 points

302 neurons is still more than op

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divorced_yes_manOriginal52 points

My wife asked me the worm question in 2021. I said yes immediately, without thinking, exactly as instructed. We're divorced now. I'm not saying your answer was right, I'm saying the "just say yes" strategy is less dominant than her sister thinks.

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The Drowning Child Argument Never Accounted for My Loafers

Peter Singer's drowning child has probably moved more money than any other paragraph in philosophy. You're walking past a shallow pond, a small child is going under, and wading in will ruin your shoes. Nobody hesitates, and Singer then points out that a child dying of malaria is in the same pond, only farther away, so the price of the shoes is owed to her. Half a century of seminars, a giving pledge taken by thousands of people and, last year, an entire book about the pond have rested on the assumption that the shoes are a trivial cost, and in the original 1972 paper they weren't even shoes, only muddy clothes. As far as I can find, nobody had ever stood at the edge of real water in a pair of Loro Piana Summer Walks, with a real child going under, and done the arithmetic, which is a strange omission for a movement that does the arithmetic on everything else.

standing_orderOriginal35 points

I would attend the board meeting before printing the signs. The club already has a response procedure, and a category for people who can assist without entering the pool. It includes alerting the guard, bringing the ring, and clearing the steps. You would have been in that category regardless of footwear. The question the board is asking isn't which category to create for you; it's why none of the existing actions occurred.

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donation_timingOriginal42 points

Your proposed donation is a separate decision from the rescue. Even if I grant the entire argument about preserving the shoes, keeping them until 2029 doesn't preserve $980 for the charity. You are consuming their use while the amount you plan to donate depreciates. Are you going to record that consumption as a withdrawal from the charitable balance? I ask because the alternative seems to be that the donation remains a moral reason to keep wearing them, but never becomes a reason to stop.

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pool_parent_6Original121 points

I was there. Harper was swimming from the opposite side. You were beside the steps, which have a handrail. Your plate and drink were already on the little table because Whit had walked away. There were other adults, but most were watching a race in the shallow end. I don't know how you calculated three percent. I do know that the version here adds three things you would have had to put down and removes the steps.

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A Bayesian Analysis of Whether My Girlfriend Is Mad at Me

Yesterday at 6:14 PM, my girlfriend replied “okay” to a message that would ordinarily receive either “okayyy” or a heart reaction. My intuition suggested she was mad. Intuition is notoriously unreliable, so I built a model.

expected_value_bfOriginal26 points

I apologized at 9:20 for acting weird, which she accepted. My current estimate that she's still mad is around 0.3, mostly residual from E2.

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sophie_wntOriginal18 points

did you apologize though? actually asking, what was the outcome

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expected_value_bfOriginal21 points

The Hawthorne effect requires the subject to know she's being observed. She didn't know until 9:02.

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A Georgist Case for Parking in My Neighbor's Driveway

I have been parking in my neighbor Mara's driveway since June. Mine is empty, but hers is eighteen paces closer to my front door and doesn't sit under the sycamore that drips sap onto my windshield. Mara says the driveway is hers. I agree that the concrete is hers; she paid to resurface it last year. The location of the concrete is another matter, and Henry George was unusually clear about that distinction.

public_roads_argumentOriginal29 points

On the road question at the end. Everyone paid for the road, including Mara, so it cuts both ways. If shared contributions to the road give you a claim on her driveway, they give her the same claim on yours, and yours is empty most of the day.

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land_value_enjoyerOriginal16 points

Resurfacing cost divided by expected lifespan, apportioned by axle weight. I can share the spreadsheet. She's declined it twice.

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nine_cents_auditOriginal41 points

Nine cents of wear per weekday seems low for concrete. Where did that come from?

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The Sunk-Cost Fallacy and Why I’m Leaving You at the Airport

My girlfriend is at the airport. I am at home. Collecting her would require forty minutes of driving, and I have decided that this is a poor use of my evening.

sigma_grindset_99Original-11 points

left her on read but in real life

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terminal_b_regularOriginal33 points

Practical note. At that hour the taxi line at most terminals is thirty minutes or more, so her side of the comparison is a fare plus a wait, after a flight. Your forty minutes is closer to her total cost than the post makes it sound.

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no_pickups_since_2021Original47 points

I've had a standing policy since 2021 that I don't do airport pickups and nobody does them for me. Symmetric, no sunk costs, no ambiguity about promises. I'm single now, but I don't think that's related.

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My Girlfriend Asked Whether I Love Her. I Said 82%

Last week my girlfriend asked whether I loved her, and I said 82%.

resolution_date_qOriginal28 points

What's the resolution date on the "together in a year" question? If it's rolling, your 91 and 73 aren't the same forecast and the comparison in the post doesn't mean much.

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calibrated_boyfriendOriginal14 points

The current case has more evidence than the previous three combined, which is why the likelihood ratio dominates the base rate.

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base_rate_one_in_threeOriginal46 points

By your own account one of your three previous loves qualified, so your base rate for "felt like love" turning out to be love is one in three. Starting from there, 82 needs a lot of evidence.

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Why Pascal’s Wager Implies I Should Believe I Am Being Gangstalked By The CIA

A common objection to my recent behavior is that there is insufficient evidence that the CIA is coordinating a bespoke harassment campaign against me. At the object level, this is fair. My claim is not that the posterior is overwhelming.

basilisk_neighborOriginal15 points

The landlord says it's the radiator. I've accepted that as the most likely explanation and kept the logs.

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radiator_questionOriginal21 points

Did the audio event ever get explained?

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basilisk_neighborOriginal27 points

Thank you. I've noted it as a data point about S.

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I Red-Teamed My Nephew's Bar Mitzvah

I have been a cybersecurity researcher for fifteen years. Last week, my nephew Eli was about to be called to the Torah, marking his entry into Jewish adulthood, and my sister had booked a venue, a caterer and a DJ without producing a security plan. Red teaming means taking the role of an adversary and trying to make a system fail before a real adversary does. I am constantly wary of the potential for various rogues, blackguards, ne’er-do-wells, no-goodniks and other bad actors to derail the bar mitzvah.

mazel_tov_anywayOriginal16 points

Mazel tov to Eli. Reading beautifully at thirteen is hard and nobody in the comments has said it yet.

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aunt_with_the_penOriginal33 points

I'm the aunt with the pen. The outage started when I got there, not seven minutes before.

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adversarial_uncleOriginal12 points

I hadn't thought of it as a test. I'll add it to the report as an external finding.

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Why It’s Actually Woke That I Work at Palantir

I am a Maoist Third Worldist and a Senior Forward-Deployed Ontologist for Population Removal at Palantir. My team is building Project HAYFORK, a unified decision layer that combines immigration records, commercial location data, household graphs, employment histories, protest activity and other signals to estimate whether a person should be monitored, detained, removed from a geographic area, denied access to critical infrastructure, or escalated to a customer with more kinetic capabilities. I personally own the roadmap for reducing false negatives in the “Pre-Hostile Civilian” category.

also_at_the_companyOriginal31 points

Different team, same company. I'd ask you not to post project names publicly. Not for any of the reasons in this thread.

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same_graph_questionOriginal66 points

Has anyone checked whether the rice line can be written without the find line? If the feature that feeds a household is the same feature that locates it, the next customer gets both, and you've written a migration guide for whoever comes after.

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railways_footnoteOriginal44 points

For the record the Marx reference holds up. In 1853 he wrote that the railways the British were building in India would become the forerunner of modern industry there. He was writing about a colonial project, which arguably makes it a closer parallel than you meant.

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The Evidence That I Am a Bad Person Is Not Statistically Significant

Eleven people have called me a bad person. Without a control population, a preregistered threshold, or a correction for multiple testing, I remain open to better evidence.

unrejected_nullOriginal33 points

The IRB situation has been more complicated than I expected. Two of the proposed panelists are also in the dataset.

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lurker_since_2019Original21 points

It's been almost a year. Did the panel happen?

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p_value_hackerOriginal19 points

Per the post that's a twelfth report, and it has to be discounted for dependence since you've obviously read the other eleven.

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