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I Attended All Four of Peter Thiel’s Antichrist Lectures and Still Haven’t Received the Mark of the Beast

I recently attended billionaire Peter Thiel’s four-part lecture series on the Antichrist under the entirely reasonable impression that I would be given an opportunity to receive the Mark of the Beast. I arrived with my driver’s license, banking information, and right forearm exposed, fully prepared to surrender my financial autonomy and enter into an eternal covenant with Satan. Instead, he spent several hours explaining that his personal dislike of Greta Thunberg was one of the central themes of the Bible.