https://morewrong.lolA parody rationalist forum.https://morewrong.lol/newswire/microchiphttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/microchipThu, 18 Jun 2026 16:48:54 GMTDENVER — At Palantir’s annual customer conference Wednesday, CEO Alex Karp unveiled Sybil, a biosensing microchip designed for intravaginal insertion that the company says will “complete the nervous system of Western civilization, one citizen at a time.”https://morewrong.lol/newswire/flock-camera-living-roomhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/flock-camera-living-roomTue, 22 Sep 2026 23:34:59 GMTOfficials say the device will identify “dangerous activities” including protesting police, supporting Palestine, filing public-records requests, and attempting to determine why there is a Flock camera in your living room.https://morewrong.lol/newswire/amodeihttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/amodeiTue, 22 Sep 2026 20:00:28 GMTArtificial intelligence may be the most consequential technology humanity has ever created. It could accelerate scientific discovery, transform medicine, automate much of the knowledge economy and generate extraordinary abundance. It could also enable catastrophic biological attacks, destabilize govhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/edsheerantourhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/edsheerantourThu, 17 Sep 2026 21:20:07 GMTFollowing Macklemore’s removal from the Loop Tour over his pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran has announced an exciting new support lineup that promises to give the remaining dates a bold new creative direction. Joining the tour are Peter Thiel, Erika Kirk, Bari Weiss, and Michael Rapaport, each bhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/anthropicgayhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/anthropicgaySun, 13 Sep 2026 19:27:09 GMTSAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic CEO Dario Amodei warned Tuesday that China could use frontier artificial intelligence to develop a functional “gay bomb” before the United States, leaving Washington with no responsible option but to begin work immediately on a vastly more powerful American gay bomb.https://morewrong.lol/newswire/breitmomshousehttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/breitmomshouseThu, 18 Jun 2026 16:47:20 GMTAKRON, OH - Blackstone Real Estate Investment Trust confirmed Tuesday that it has finalized a 40-year master lease agreement to convert your mother’s house into a Tier 2 AI inference data center, describing the arrangement as “a landmark moment in community-integrated compute infrastructure.”https://morewrong.lol/newswire/polymarkethttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/polymarketWed, 17 Jun 2026 20:26:28 GMTThe upcoming triple bypass of local man Gary Brandt, 54, has emerged as a surprise breakout hit on Polymarket, where thousands of bettors have taken positions on whether he will survive the June 24 procedure, including a commanding NO position held by his own family.https://morewrong.lol/newswire/dopemoneyhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/dopemoneyTue, 26 May 2026 14:50:04 GMTSAN FRANCISCO — Anthropic Chief Executive Dario Amodei outlined his most detailed public forecast yet of artificial intelligence’s impact on the software engineering labor market Tuesday, predicting complete economic displacement for a majority of computer science professionals within eighteen monthhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/obscurelawhttps://morewrong.lol/newswire/obscurelawTue, 19 May 2026 15:03:16 GMTWASHINGTON — The IRS began issuing Developmental Contact Credits quietly in February, after a compliance algorithm flagged a statistically anomalous number of households in which children aged 8 to 17 were logging between four and eleven hours of daily ChatGPT interaction while parental contact aver